Series of Shorts: My Proudest Moment (Sorta)

As a woman, I can say that it is common knowledge that while as a gender we collectively suffer from aesthetic insecurities, we also have parts of our physique that we take pride in and see as a source of confidence. Personally, I have only a couple, but one of them happens to be the one in my pants. That’s right, my vagina. I have to say, it IS incredibly pretty. Guys always comment on that, and afterwards, that it's "magical". There was even the time a 55-year old sugar daddy had me on my back on the kitchen table of a penthouse apartment overlooking Manhattan, about to go down on me for the first time, when he paused, sighed with pleasure, shook his head and said, “E, I’ve been around a long time and had my share of women, but I have go to say, you have the most gorgeous pussy I have ever seen.” But it’s hard to know if it’s those are things guys say to all the girls, or if mine is really just that special. The neurotic Jew in me just can't know for sure.

Well, I got my confirmation about a year ago, while I was at my semi-annual gyno checkup. Everything on the outside was in the clear, and then for inner part of the exam, she stuck her finger up my vagina and got a good feel. So, there she was, casually diddling away, poking around, but also giving me commentary / play-by-play’s as she went. For example, "That's the uterine wall (beckon, beckon). There are your ovaries (poke, poke)," etc, etc. It was pretty straightforward, to be honest, just your typical anatomical subtitles. But then came the kicker, "Hmm, everything is right where it’s supposed to be, the right size, completely symmetrical... wow, you just have a model vagina, don't you?" If there was any doubt to years of vaginal compliments from my male bed companions, here was confirmation that indeed, my vag is the shit: I was told by a goddamn professional.